Musings on legs...

My dad had a fall at bingo the other week and landed awkwardly. When the staff came to help him, one of his legs was at an unusual angle causing them to worry that he had broken his leg. Fortunately they called my mum over before calling an ambulance and were somewhat stunned when my mum calmly said “oh his false leg's become unstrapped” and proceeded to fix it! A similar thing once happened to my uncle at a railway station when his false leg broke and as he moved off, he left his shoe and ankle on the platform!!